{"id":643,"date":"2005-04-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/jak-napec-bonapartu-zfachcil-mlatu-u-slavkovyho-18-kilo-bura\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T15:33:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T13:33:45","slug":"jak-napec-bonapartu-zfachcil-mlatu-u-slavkovyho-18-kilo-bura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/jak-napec-bonapartu-zfachcil-mlatu-u-slavkovyho-18-kilo-bura\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak Napec Bonapart\u016f zfach\u010dil mlatu u Slavkov\u00fdho 18 kilo b\u016fra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR><BR><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Cel\u00fd story hodilo start vo cel\u00e9 j\u00e1r d\u0159\u00edv, to kdy\u017e mal\u00e9 Napec Bonapart\u016f, tehd\u00e1 u\u017e n\u00e9v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u00e9\u0161ka Francie nechal zakr\u00f3tit kr\u010d\u00e1lem Burbonsk\u00fdmu princ\u00e1tku. To fest nakrklo rusk\u00fdho king\u00e1la Sa\u0161u prvn\u00edho. Ten \u0161el do holpecu s kingem Frant\u00f3 prvn\u00edm z Rajchu a voba byli nastartovan\u00ed na to, \u017ee Napecovi rozhodij\u00f3 t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm stylem sand\u00e1l a pak mu hodij\u00f3 ma\u0161lu. Dy\u017e se to Napec dom\u00e1knul, hodil echo do Rajchu, \u017ee estli nest\u00e1hn\u00f3 vocas mezi vanilky tak jim pude nakopat cemry a basta. Franta na tu hl\u00e1\u0161ku hodil festovn\u00ed kak\u00e1\u010d a nechal na truc naklapat arciv\u00e9vody Ferdy s p\u011btavosmdes\u00e1ti litrama borc\u016f do Bavorska, kde vyr\u00e1m\u010dili v\u0161ecky palu\u0161e a zhul\u00e1kali se jak o\u017eung\u0159i z t\u011bch jejich tupl\u00e1k\u016f. Pak se Franta se Sa\u0161em doh\u00f3kali, kde si daj\u00f3 scuka, jen\u017ee v Rusku tehd\u00e1 fach\u010dili vo deset dn\u016f nazp\u00e1tky, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e star\u00e9 h\u0148up Juli\u00e1n vezl 1 kalend\u00e1\u0159 do Ruska tak mu to trvalo asi destet dn\u016f a ten pobuch cel\u00f3 tu dobu nevobracel lupeny. No a tak dy\u017e rus\u00e1ci vtrukli na Moravu, Franta byl skoro vo p\u016fl litru kilc\u016f vp\u0159edu. Dy\u017e to zg\u00f3ml, hodil curig a\u017e ke Slavkov\u00fdmu. Tam se kone\u010dn\u011b scukli s rus\u00e1kama. Te\u010f jich byla bet\u00e1ln\u00e1 sajtna, a tak h\u00e1zeli ramena a imrv\u00e9re v\u0161ude fr\u010dely bet\u00e1ln\u00fd hlody na Napeca. Ten ale m\u011bl u\u017e v d\u00f3zn\u011b prog\u00f3man\u00fd nov\u00fd g\u00f3le a k\u0159iv\u00fd tunely se kter\u00e9ma zamete cel\u00e9 \u0161p\u00edlplac. <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Morgen 2. prosinca byla kaltna a mlha takov\u00e1, \u017ee bylo vid\u011bt jenom nudlu u f\u00edky. Rus\u00e1ci ze startu vyr\u00e1m\u010dili Telnicu a Sokolnice, ale Napec z\u016fst\u00e1val v pohod\u011b, p\u00e1\u010d v\u0161ecko valilo podle jeho tunel\u016f. Nechal vydat trojit\u00f3 d\u00e1vku Ferari v\u0161em borc\u016fm a ti pak vtrukli skovan\u00ed v \u010d\u00f3du na Prack\u00e9 brd. P\u0159efl\u00e1kli v\u0161em lev\u00e9m mlata\u0159\u016fm z rajchu brka, no a ti pak valili v kotrmelc\u00edch z brdu aus. Po poledni byla u\u017e mlata na\u010disto Napecova, Frantovi a Sa\u0161ovi vosolil v\u0161echny borce a ti kte\u0159\u00ed neza\u0159vali na fleku tak se naglgali v \u017dat\u010dansk\u00fdm ryb\u00e1le, p\u00e1\u010d jim Napec nechal \u0161i\u0161komrdama rozml\u00e1tit led. V\u0161ichni borci pak zagrebnovali z t\u00e9 kaltnov\u00e9 vasry. <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify\">Krpat\u00e9 Napec Bonapart\u016fj pak cel\u00e9ch deset ja\u0159in h\u00e1zel machra a byl nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm mlata\u0159em. Tak to bylo tehd\u00e1 b\u011bhem mlaty u Slavkov\u00fdho.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Historie bitvy u Slavkova po brn\u011bnsku&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezobrazovat-na-homepage","category-osobnosti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13878,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/13878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.austerlitz.org\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}